my name is cannis.
i’m just v bored n tryna get it ya feel
if ur in milky and u wanna makeout with a chubby 17 year old i have a car and we can get coffee also i’m rlly good at kisses and i dont smell that bad
cars are such a penis thing
i need to stop looking at screens
what should i eat for dinner???
i’m experiencing the best poop of my life right now
i hope you know that if i text you at two in the morning on a saturday night that i am most likely tryna get it
there are most definitely twelve year olds that think about having sex with pokemon.
i wonder if any twelve year old boys are like “yeah i wanna fuck jigglypuff”
ayeeee got a raise today